Im Zac. Im not special, interesting, or the kind of person that lives up to standards. BUT i dont let that stop me from being a completely AWESOME person :D My mind is as clean as a gas station bathroom, and its probably somewhere you dont want to be without a full body latex glove ;) Theres no such thing as a boring conversation if you can come up with a subject for it. Feel free to fill the ask box with any thoughts, comments, queries, or questions. Im always willing to talk :) You just might learn something. Oh, and im the ruler of the Multiverse ;) but we'll get into that another time ;D
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NO I LOVE THIS
TIME TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ON CINEMAGRAPHS FOR A SECOND TIME
cinemagraphs are NOT gifs. unlike gifs, cinemagraphs are technically photos that only have one thing being in constant motion while everything else stays the same. only the moving bit is on loop.
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Somewhere, deep in the underbelly of Gotham City, the Joker just snorted.
Robin can be such a Dick sometimes…heh…heheh.
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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
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one time i accidentally deleted finder on my mac so i brought it in to the apple store and the genius guy was so confused and he got so pissed he was just like “why did you delete finder wtf. how did you even figure out how to do that what made you think that was a good idea” it was really funny
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I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
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